最近人身事故多かったんでしょう？毎日益益増加したりして、ある日JR乗りながら上に書いてある話を聞きました：
（勝手に翻訳...＾＾’’）
「車内広告：人身事故の影響で電車が止まります、しばらくお待ちください。
前のカップルの女性：（心配しそうな声で）まさか、自殺ですか？
女性の彼氏：いや、それは信号故障だよ！」
マジ？彼女を安心させるように嘘ついちゃダメじゃん？それか本気でそう思ってたの、彼が?
笑
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Recently suicides have been dramatically increasing on the Japanese subway. And even someone like me preferring riding her bicycle under the rain with a 39 degrees fever three days in a row rather than taking the subway 3 stations, realized that.
Yeah, and tell me about the subway in Japan when it's raining! People riding with their dripping wet umbrellas pressed against you, dirty wet floor preventing you for putting your bag down, making you slip like a figure skater in front of the car doors when you run to catch up the train. To be short and sweet: The mother of the awake nightmare.
But let's call off this rainy topic and get back to our suicide one way more upbeat.
Two days ago, riding the JR, our train was, at 8am, once again stopped. Facing me a couple:
Train announcement: The train you're riding is now stopped due to a personal injury, we appreciate your understanding.
The girl facing me: No way! A suicide??
Her boyfriend: Don't worry they surely mean a signal failure...!
They both made my day.
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El 3icha fil bled hedhi fiha el behi wel 5ayeb, ki l'train elli enta rekeb fih ywalli 9itar el ro3b w yarja3 irafess fil a3bed ta7t a3jelli3, enta tebda t5amem lwech jit fi hedhi el bled el mehboula =D
Ama bara barka, kollou sport kima i 9oulou, w yelzmou el 3abed kima el train: dima mechi.
Men kothr a3ded elli 7awlou yenta7rou, wallet el nes tekdheb 3ala ba3adh'ha.
Methelen, ot el berra7 9odemi we9fin couple, w hahou sha7keou:
...إعلان بالقطار: بسبب إنتحار سنوقف القطار لمدةٍ غير محددةٍ
!! الامرة اممي: يا الله! إنتحار
! زوجها : ﻻ! بس انقطعت الاشارت الضوئية
3amjed? Ta7ki bjedek ya beni Adam ? Fi belek biha tarcha el tofla? =)
Dha7kouni el marek!
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