Tuesday, April 17, 2012






Certains garçons donnent des réponses idiotes aux questions idiotes, d'autres mentent pour rassurer les filles, le résultat est le même, entre les deux la magie de l'Intelligence Artificielle.

        Recently suicides have been dramatically increasing on the Japanese subway. And even someone like me preferring riding her bicycle under the rain with a 39 degrees fever three days in a row rather than taking the subway 3 stations, realized that.
       Yeah, and tell me about the subway in Japan when it's raining! People riding with their dripping wet umbrellas pressed against you, dirty wet floor preventing you for putting your bag down, making you slip like a figure skater in front of the car doors when you run to catch up the train. To be short and sweet: The mother of the awake nightmare.

But let's call off this rainy topic and get back to our suicide one way more upbeat.
Two days ago, riding the JR, our train was, at 8am, once again stopped. Facing me a couple:

     Train announcement: The train you're riding is now stopped due to a personal injury, we                                                appreciate your understanding.
     The girl facing me: No way! A suicide??
     Her boyfriend: Don't worry they surely mean a signal failure...!

They both made my day.


        El 3icha fil bled hedhi fiha el behi wel 5ayeb, ki l'train elli enta rekeb fih ywalli 9itar el ro3b w yarja3 irafess fil a3bed ta7t a3jelli3, enta tebda t5amem lwech jit fi hedhi el bled el mehboula =D

Ama bara barka, kollou sport kima i 9oulou, w yelzmou el 3abed kima el train: dima mechi.
Men kothr a3ded elli 7awlou yenta7rou, wallet el nes tekdheb 3ala ba3adh'ha.
Methelen, ot el berra7 9odemi we9fin couple, w hahou sha7keou:

   ...إعلان بالقطار: بسبب إنتحار سنوقف القطار لمدةٍ غير محددةٍ

  !! الامرة اممي: يا الله! إنتحار

!  زوجها : ﻻ! بس انقطعت الاشارت الضوئية

3amjed? Ta7ki bjedek ya beni  Adam ? Fi belek biha tarcha el tofla? =)
Dha7kouni el marek!

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